Mr. Kleinheider has all the updates on the Chip Saltsman Christmas gift that keeps on giving. You know, the ditty about Barack the Magic Negro? Well, boys will be boys and why can't anyone take a joke any more? And, oh yeah, damn those double standards that privilege the media. We're definitely running through the denial phase of this nonsense.
I doubt that he'd care since Ellen DeGeneres is a lesbian (and he wants the RNC to be all about fighting same-sex marriage), but she has some good advice that fits the situation.